How To Know When Stephen Colbert Enters 'Full Summer Mode'

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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If the bandana is on, it means our host has achieved his peak summer form. #Colbert #Summer #LSSC
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OtolUMeF
OtolUMeF Hace 12 horas
You worry more about the droopy fig, and left the rest of us to deal with the racist rotten orange! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! Also. ... we love you!
Seamus Martin
Seamus Martin Hace 2 días
No offense, but why...
A.I
A.I Hace 4 días
Hey Colbert remember Isaac Kappy..before he died he said..YOU are a pedophile!
Ol Rai
Ol Rai Hace 7 días
Jean Baptiste is amazing at music but horrendous at talking
Semper Fish
Semper Fish Hace 8 días
Colbert loved his vacation to epstein island and he even picked up fashion tips to impress his child sex slaves.
Jakob Peter Raahauge
Jakob Peter Raahauge Hace 14 días
Wait a sec - did he *drive* his boat?
Temitope Shoniyi
Temitope Shoniyi Hace 16 días
I love when Colbert and John interact 🤗
William Alexander
William Alexander Hace 17 días
I love how Stephen and John seem to really like each other. I hope they are really friends
Chris Floyd
Chris Floyd Hace 18 días
John is such a great part of the show
Thatone Guy
Thatone Guy Hace 20 días
John and Steven make a great duet
Myles Heneke
Myles Heneke Hace 20 días
Steve's got an old man phone cover. Love him
Florin Fratica
Florin Fratica Hace 23 días
He looks like jeffrey dean morgan with the sunglasses and bandana
Lauryn Stewart
Lauryn Stewart Hace 24 días
LEMME DRIVE THE BOAT
Latriece Williams
Latriece Williams Hace 28 días
Bye ugly you and your lamp you sure is ugly bye
Fifthelement203
Fifthelement203 Hace 28 días
Steven in the bandanna looks like that dude from the walking dead with the baseball bat 😂😂😂
Elizabeth Silverio
Elizabeth Silverio Hace 29 días
I love him 😍
Dragonflame911
Dragonflame911 Hace un mes
Sorry but...the fact that the captions keep calling figs "figures" is driving me crazy...and I try to avoid being a grammar nazi 😿
Daniel Dickson
Daniel Dickson Hace un mes
I was waiting through the whole clip for that "droopy figs" joke.
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Rosanna Chiang
Rosanna Chiang Hace un mes
Your bandanna is happy to see you!
David Bouckley
David Bouckley Hace un mes
SWolfmoon
SWolfmoon Hace un mes
I am watching this episode right now on demand and this bit just happened and while watching it I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts now, not only because the story including the picture of Colbert wearing the bandana (#sexybandanaman) was funny but it was the CC subtitles that made it so hilarious. Every single time he would say ‘fig’, the subtitle would use the word ‘figure/s’ and when he says “fig tree” the subtitle said “figure treatment”. I was laughing so hard because I can imagine someone that is hard of hearing or deaf, reading that and watching what is actually happening when Colbert shows the pictures of fig jam and him making the jam, and being so damn confused, then figuring it out, then laughing hard about it. Because it was sounding ridiculous for a second, but then thanks to visual assistance it all suddenly makes sense that the subtitle bot is just being stupid.
Noel Down
Noel Down Hace un mes
I don't why it is, but I find it really annoying that a privileged American is bragging to an adulating crowd about owning land which he visits once a year, and about going fishing. It's so quintessentially American yet somehow just not quite right.
Fifi Napo
Fifi Napo Hace un mes
Ahhhh taking a break from comedy brainwashing
Donald Trump
Donald Trump Hace un mes
We need to take away all the summers and deport them so Stephan can't leave anymore.
James Stevens
James Stevens Hace un mes
I see all the Liberal snowflake cult followers are here praising and worshiping. Trump winning again in 2020, get you some of that Colbeir ya crying little liberal, man up and grow a pair. You look frail like a Woman. Ah ha ha ha
beanie0112
beanie0112 Hace un mes
@ 2:49 is exactly how I pick my women.
Buchi Chu
Buchi Chu Hace un mes
Aren’t figs like, full of bug larvae or something? That’s probably why they droop. 🤢
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
lcozzarelli
lcozzarelli Hace un mes
I wanted to see a pic of a droopy fig, and then a fig that looks ripe, but is not in fact droopy.
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Marissa Lanza
Marissa Lanza Hace un mes
You look so cute Stephen 🤨☺️☺️☺️☺️
Marissa Lanza
Marissa Lanza Hace un mes
Droopy balls 🤨😂😂😂😂😂
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Acrylbilder gießen
Acrylbilder gießen Hace un mes
Unlike Jesus, you at least know when it's the figs' time..... 😂 😂 😂
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Sharon Vess
Sharon Vess Hace un mes
This was recommended by ESwomen. Not sure why.
KAIJU MECHA
KAIJU MECHA Hace un mes
I need to apply an internship in Colbert show, in fact, I write very dark jokes:)
Ricardum
Ricardum Hace un mes
Olha o estrago q o Steve Bannon esta fazendo pelo globo, aqui no Brasil foi o Jair Bolsonaro que endeusa o Trump e abana o rabo pra política norte americana com uma postura entreguista. Pelo menos a luta de vocês é ideológica, aqui além disso o presidente esta prostituindo nos direitos para uma minoria ficar mais rica pra justificar o rombo q esta acontecendo com o governo entregando nossos recursos para a economia de vocês continuar sólida.
justalurkr
justalurkr Hace un mes
His stylist is crying and we're loving it
Lil Gamer
Lil Gamer Hace un mes
Teach
Lil Gamer
Lil Gamer Hace un mes
Sooks
Cashmere Funk
Cashmere Funk Hace un mes
Woooow so cool at 4.15 lolololo.
Weirduncle Bob V
Weirduncle Bob V Hace un mes
Poor fish. :'( Great apart from that! :D
enriqueali
enriqueali Hace un mes
Embarrassing Dad Stories....🤣🤣🤣🤣
jacksonlady69
jacksonlady69 Hace un mes
I could watch 3 hours of this.
Maryana
Maryana Hace un mes
хоспади, да Стивен же как любая бабушка за 55 лет хаха, миленько :Р
Richard Christie
Richard Christie Hace un mes
Loving the subtitles. They're convinced he's really into maths "That figure tree really gives up its fruit." "Where are my figures... That's not my figures... You don't have to chant figure, I promise you" - "I get a bunch of figures and I chop them up with a little bit of lemon and sugar and make a figure jam." - "My little tower of figures" - "You never pick a figure before it droops... The droopy figure means it's ripe."
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn Hace un mes
My son was betting some serious money that the beard would make a comeback!
Muzikrazy213
Muzikrazy213 Hace un mes
I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔
Margo
Margo Hace un mes
I love figs. Yum!
Ingrid Wheeler
Ingrid Wheeler Hace un mes
I discovered ripe figs in Virginia. As a Northerner, who had only known the dried ones at Xmas, or the Newton variety, I can tell you it was an epiphany i will never forget.
José Klash Semedo
José Klash Semedo Hace un mes
Wow, so that's how oldschool Colbert is... He mentioned "Megaman" referring about "Protoman's" bandana!
Wendy Horvath
Wendy Horvath Hace un mes
Photos of his figs
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
Isn't that what got Anthony Weiner in a lot of trouble? When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
3finger10
3finger10 Hace un mes
I was hoping he would drown. Trump 2020.......
hen ko
hen ko Hace un mes
Droopy Figs. 🤣
Truth Dakidgod
Truth Dakidgod Hace un mes
Stephen looks like negan on that bandana pic
Leopard Bra Brado
Leopard Bra Brado Hace un mes
Take a permanent vacation loser
P.J.C. jnp
P.J.C. jnp Hace un mes
Punk
hen ko
hen ko Hace un mes
I still miss the old Colbert Report....when Stephen was side splitting funny
Marie Temple
Marie Temple Hace un mes
you are rocking that bandana StepDylan
Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss Hace un mes
his beard is as pure white as the fresh driven snow!
Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders Hace un mes
All the little kids at summer camp are in fear of him making an appearance so they all went into hiding they don't want pizza
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
They're also hiding because they don't want to see his droopy figs. When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
SMP
SMP Hace un mes
I thought I saw cleavage in the thumbnail
Charming nowhere to hide
Charming nowhere to hide Hace un mes
He looks like negan
Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss Hace un mes
hes so precious
Laura Cullen
Laura Cullen Hace un mes
Put some of your chopped, sugared figs into softened vanilla ice cream, re-freeze, and don't tell anyone what you're eating till it is almost gone !! My mother-in-law's special treat.
Margarita M.
Margarita M. Hace un mes
4:25 There he looks like a rich sugar daddy your friend has, when you try to shame her for sleeping with older men for gifts and 💰, she goes “but look, he’s cuuuuuute”
Margarita M.
Margarita M. Hace un mes
Stephen: - DROOPY FIGS, DROOPY FIGS Jon: - Okay
- Buehmann
- Buehmann Hace 15 días
When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Charming nowhere to hide
Charming nowhere to hide Hace un mes
The closed captioning is convinced that "Fig" is always short for "Figure".
Amber Atkins
Amber Atkins Hace un mes
Stephen Colbert spends his summer days the same way I spend my summer days fig jammin and cannin! Note: add walnuts to half your dig jam, it’s killer on toast or pancakes. 🥰🥰
Tommy Sparks
Tommy Sparks Hace un mes
Droopy figs 😂😭
Tami Koestomo
Tami Koestomo Hace un mes
So delighted to have you back, Stephen!!! Thanks from your Indonesian fans!!
Scott Behl
Scott Behl Hace un mes
Wasn't that picture taken at Epstein Island lol
gp
gp Hace un mes
C K
C K Hace un mes
I still miss the old Colbert Report....when Stephen was side splitting funny
Stephanie
Stephanie Hace un mes
Droopy Figs. 🤣
Giuliano Mazzina
Giuliano Mazzina Hace un mes
I thought he was joking when he held up the photo of himself with a bandana. I really thought it was Jon Stewart that was on vacation with him. Trippy.
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