How to be a Pirate: Captain Edition 🏴‍☠️🌈

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CGP Grey

CGP Grey

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‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: amzn.to/36PLKSE
‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: eswomen.com/id/v%C3%ADdeo-efhut46ylC4.html
## Special Thanks
Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09

## Crowdfunders
Steven Snow, Bob Kunz, John Buchan, Nevin Spoljaric, Donal Botkin, BN-12, Chris Chapin, Richard Jenkins, Phil Gardner, Martin, سليمان العقل, Steven Grimm, Colin Millions, Saki Comandao, Jason Lewandowski, Andrea Di Biagio, David F Watson, Ben Schwab, Elliot Lepley, rictic, Bobby, Marco Arment, Shallon Brown, Shantanu Raj, emptymachine, George Lin, Henry Ng, Jeffrey Podis, Thunda Plum, Awoo, David Tyler, Derek Bonner, Derek Jackson, Fuesu, iulus, Jordan Earls, Joshua Jamison, Mikko, Nick Fish, Nick Gibson, Orbit_Junkie, Ron Bowes, Tómas Árni Jónasson, Tyler Bryant, Zach Whittle, Oliver Steele, Kermit Norlund, Kevin Costello, Ben Delo, Arctic May, Bear, chrysilis, David Palomares, Emil, Erik Parasiuk, Esteban Santana Santana, Freddi Hørlyck, Frederick The Great, John Rogers, ken mcfarlane, Leon, Maarten van der Blij, Peter Lomax, Rhys Parry, ShiroiYami, Tijmen van Dien, Tristan Watts-Willis, Veronica Peshterianu, Dag Viggo Lokøen, John Lee, Maxime Zielony, Bryan McLemore, Elizabeth Keathley, Alex Simonides, Felix Weis, Melvin Sowah, Giulio Bontadini, Paul Alom, Ryan Tripicchio, Scot Melville

## Music
David Rees: www.davidreesmusic.com

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Comentarios
CGP Grey
CGP Grey Hace un mes
The Quartermaster's version: eswomen.com/id/v%C3%ADdeo-T0fAznO1wA8.html
Nick Dodson
Nick Dodson Hace 10 días
Oh, or a video on how the US was never a democracy, and has always been ruled by the wealthy.
Nick Dodson
Nick Dodson Hace 10 días
How about a video about how trickle down doesn't work or how corruption works in the US government?
BONY GAMERS
BONY GAMERS Hace 14 días
AHOY!!!!!!!
Rita Gasper
Rita Gasper Hace 22 días
Is that Jacques Cousteau in the background? Lol, you and your Easter Eggs
Murffist DE
Murffist DE Hace 28 días
It is fascinating that the captain's version has more views than the quatermasters ... So some have only seen one version. I feel sad about them.
Nicholas Gonzales
Nicholas Gonzales Hace 12 horas
Booty be licious 😆
Zariya Janine
Zariya Janine Hace 15 horas
Soo is he a pirate yet?
Gregory Li
Gregory Li Hace 15 horas
i wonder how long grey took to get into "the prirate mode" for the booty and jolly rojer with the feeling (not using some words because... the MEAN things)
Tube Craft
Tube Craft Hace un día
the booty.
William Lin
William Lin Hace un día
Boop!
Nicholas Barrera
Nicholas Barrera Hace un día
“Booty be licious”
Ali the Heep
Ali the Heep Hace un día
Alternate title: Booty and the Boop
SirDurtle
SirDurtle Hace un día
But booty... be licious
Sam E
Sam E Hace 2 días
"And you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... boop!"
junoguten
junoguten Hace 2 días
Had me at 'boop'
junoguten
junoguten Hace 2 días
Impressive stuff, man!
rmpcop1
rmpcop1 Hace 2 días
lmao nice barrel sound effect
LessCommonKnowledge
LessCommonKnowledge Hace 2 días
Someone watched an episode too many of Black Sails.
vincent28
vincent28 Hace 3 días
I never knew this grey robot could have such personality in voice acting. new tech is getting advanced.
medicmain
medicmain Hace 3 días
booty
Professional Bandit
Professional Bandit Hace 3 días
So pirates are like bad but good?
Mikhail Makharia
Mikhail Makharia Hace 3 días
Pirates wants to: -Gain acess to your booty Allow Allow in Hard way
Coco Chen
Coco Chen Hace 4 días
You could do a video about the requirements to become an astronaut and the specific people that can actually become one. Similar to the pope video.
Kimberly Pence
Kimberly Pence Hace 4 días
The dang BOOP gets me every time.
Aero - AHA
Aero - AHA Hace 4 días
"Boop"
Adventurer32
Adventurer32 Hace 4 días
Help I'm stuck in an infinite loop.
Dragontamer9021
Dragontamer9021 Hace 4 días
"But lose and you might beg for mercy... in.. the.. last.... and.. longest.. moments.. of.. your life" *boop * :)
matress in my lung
matress in my lung Hace 4 días
New recruit: that looks pretty fake Captain: :(
New Riechren
New Riechren Hace 5 días
It looked like a video on how to be a Pirate but in reality Gray tricked us to learning business stuff and the art of naval war like Branding, Exchange rate, Deception, ect.
Ghost Chris
Ghost Chris Hace 5 días
_but fake guns don’t shoot, now do they?_
Kid Los rrrLo
Kid Los rrrLo Hace 5 días
Now how do you do fellow countrymen. Reminds me of a line in hearthstone when you place down convincing infiltrator he seys ... Hello fellow humans... And he's not a human
2BasicN8
2BasicN8 Hace 5 días
Would love to try this in a pirate game.
Theo J.
Theo J. Hace 6 días
“But lose, and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life! Boop!” 😂😂😂
Daniel D
Daniel D Hace 6 días
"Boop" 3:15
Daniel D
Daniel D Hace 6 días
"Oh, that's not jolly, that's not jolly at all" (blood on the floor) 2:12
KiddoAndJerry
KiddoAndJerry Hace 6 días
But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life *boop!*
Gabriel Lukkes
Gabriel Lukkes Hace 6 días
Honestly as a cashier, if I was a sailor and a pirate attacked I wouldn't give a damn about giving up the treasure
Timothy Pryor
Timothy Pryor Hace 7 días
Thank you, I've been trying to write an adventure for an RPG where the players are pirates. These videos helped out a lot.
Zachary Lakier
Zachary Lakier Hace 7 días
bee 0:31
Richard Power
Richard Power Hace 7 días
Everytime Grey says "because of the branding," I hear "because of the implication."
Y H
Y H Hace 8 días
Be Somalian
Samuel McLean
Samuel McLean Hace 8 días
“That’s not jolly at all”
Andrew Singleton
Andrew Singleton Hace 8 días
Captain vs quartermaater Grey with and without coffee?
Gero Van Mi
Gero Van Mi Hace 8 días
Legends have it that he'd like to hear it from the quartermaster till this day.
cientochentasur
cientochentasur Hace 8 días
Great video but horrible pirate talk 😂😂😂
SceV_the_DeV
SceV_the_DeV Hace 9 días
i love how pirates talk to each other
Nobody You Know
Nobody You Know Hace 9 días
That flag boy stayed blank faced the entire time after "we are thieves" lol
bowen voowy
bowen voowy Hace 9 días
We are looking at criminals .
MultiYuniversal
MultiYuniversal Hace 9 días
(0:29) there's a bee on the gold
bowen voowy
bowen voowy Hace 9 días
these two versions are soo addictive, i cant stop watching this. SEND HELP
Arvin kun
Arvin kun Hace 10 días
The ships be see through by a "Looking glass" I almost forgot what it's called 😂
MUHAMMAD SIDQI BIN SHAFRUL SSS
MUHAMMAD SIDQI BIN SHAFRUL SSS Hace 10 días
Ah yes, the pirates life until of course they fight against a steam ship
soinu foig
soinu foig Hace 9 días
Reeeeeee
Spooky Boi
Spooky Boi Hace 10 días
I love the “yaaar it need only look good from a far!”
soinu foig
soinu foig Hace 9 días
This is actually amazing and realistically shows pirate life. Save for not showing how fucking terrible it is most of the time however...
opzz xsin
opzz xsin Hace 10 días
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
Cardboard Mehmehmo
Cardboard Mehmehmo Hace 11 días
"Booty be 'licious" - Captain CGP Grey, 2020
opzz xsin
opzz xsin Hace 10 días
I am stuck in a loop now. Every time an explanation is finished, I want to hear the other side again. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
Yeetus Magnificus
Yeetus Magnificus Hace 11 días
transcript pls
PandemoniumMeltDown
PandemoniumMeltDown Hace 11 días
I went on Sea of Thieves and applied these simple principles... it was fun
Zottel
Zottel Hace 11 días
HEEEELP!!! I am watching for three days now switching between the two pirate videos! how do i get out of this loop?
soinu foig
soinu foig Hace 11 días
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
Luke Laurencin
Luke Laurencin Hace 12 días
*BOOTY*
soinu foig
soinu foig Hace 11 días
I love booty
bowen voowy
bowen voowy Hace 12 días
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
Michael
Michael Hace 12 días
Where do I sign?
bowen voowy
bowen voowy Hace 12 días
Best use of word grey: CGP Grey Best use of word gray: GrayStillPlays
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED] Hace 12 días
247th viewing, I’m still not convinced
Horse Skull
Horse Skull Hace 13 días
I love the tons and tons of rhyming and aliteration in this video. I love this
gigano
gigano Hace 13 días
these two versions are soo addictive, i cant stop watching this. SEND HELP
Olin M Imomihz
Olin M Imomihz Hace 13 días
We are looking at criminals .
Theman095
Theman095 Hace 13 días
Nah this is the best quote: " But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... boop ;)"
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh Hace 13 días
I like it! If you like pirates, I have a kids puppet show with pirates in it!
Marmio64 Marmio64
Marmio64 Marmio64 Hace 13 días
This is actually amazing and realistically shows pirate life. Save for not showing how fucking terrible it is most of the time however...
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh Hace 13 días
That was amazing ?????
Zelda By Force
Zelda By Force Hace 13 días
Reeeeeee
Spiethstar
Spiethstar Hace 13 días
Gray, you are some booty yourself. What a great little story, pirates are more noble then nobles, who knew?
niduoe stre
niduoe stre Hace 14 días
I am stuck in a loop now. Every time an explanation is finished, I want to hear the other side again. HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
Mostafa Tarek
Mostafa Tarek Hace 13 días
Me too I just can't get enough of it
Hunterthomason27
Hunterthomason27 Hace 14 días
Tell me I’m not the only 15 year old
niduoe stre
niduoe stre Hace 14 días
shanty
Denzeruzasādo
Denzeruzasādo Hace 14 días
Yes indeed, booty do be licious
Brandon Cabrera
Brandon Cabrera Hace 14 días
You should do an empire version
Sam Sabo
Sam Sabo Hace 14 días
*GREY HELP!!! I’M STUCK IN AN INFINITE PIRATE LOOP!!!*
The Fantabulous JalaPeña
The Fantabulous JalaPeña Hace 15 días
I love booty
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