Half in the Bag: Verotika

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Jay and Mike watch Verotika! The embarrassing feature film debut from metal icon Glenn Danzig. So you know what that means... it's time for a quarantine watch party! Invite 100 to 200 of your best friends over to your 500 square foot apartment to all watch it together!!! Close all the windows and pass around the same glass of beer for everyone to share! This film is so terrible you'll rub your eyes in disbelief! You'll laugh so hard you'll cough all over the extra large bowl of pretzels everyone is grabbing from with all their filthy unwashed hands! What a treat! Could this episode have been 10 minutes long? Sure. But why not breathe in the same air with all of your sketchy friends in an unventilated room for an hour!

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Kokutan Shi
Kokutan Shi Hace 2 días
Can you do Bone Sickness (2004 )
KJ Kiefcakes
KJ Kiefcakes Hace 3 días
I wish this had been on best of the worst for Rich laughing his ass off and then being totally miserable and disappointed at the end, culminating in spilled drinks as cushions fly across the room into expensive tripods Edit: as a blacklight episode
RutgerPayne Hace 4 días
Are you saying Doug Hutchison’s ex-wife is a bad actress?
Connor Hace 5 días
2:15 that knocking was more scary the entirety of the Blumhouse filmography.
lulzmoose Hace 6 días
coming back to this review after watching verotika and the film was both worse and funnier than i was expecting. not sure if i want danzig to stop making films or if i want him to make more.
Shay Gilbert
Shay Gilbert Hace 6 días
Omg I actually worked on this for one day. It was definitely a memorable experience. The scene in the strip club which is The Body Shop in LA. I had to make the Mystery Girl cape and make sure her thong chains stayed in place which Danzig paid very close attention to.
dicnar Hace 6 días
Can't believe you didn't used the famous clip, where Danzig pushes a guy calling him a motherfucker and the guy knocks him out with a bitch slap.
TheEncyclopediaofPopCulture 2
TheEncyclopediaofPopCulture 2 Hace 7 días
What is Aaliyah Hadid doing in this movie lmao?
Eli Cash
Eli Cash Hace 8 días
Verotika is exactly the kind of film that would have got cult status before the internet. Kids these days will never know the knack for timing your wank for the sexy parts then getting it wrong and cumming at the throat slitting part and never being able to come to anything else again.
Ashamaxa Hace 8 días
"cause of death, apparent shock and loss of blood" " N I C E"
Joe Yacketori
Joe Yacketori Hace 9 días
32:35 Valar Morghulis
fairfourman Hace 9 días
6:08 why does that look like Mike in the middle.
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen Hace 9 días
50:00 Well done Mike. Well done 😊
Daisy Dottie
Daisy Dottie Hace 11 días
Omg it’s actually April 15 right now
gondwanaland Hace 11 días
For this specific episode, I would have loved to see their first reactions. Some of this stuff, I just cannot believe it's in a movie. I'm stunned.
Paul Kelly
Paul Kelly Hace 11 días
Nobody cares about this but the French spelling on the porno cinema is wrong. It's "Les nue sans visage" but it should be "Les nus sans visages" but I don't think it really translates regardless
GFM Hace 11 días
Zombie Dust is gonna turn out to cause Coronavirus on-show. I'm calling it now
Todd Jones
Todd Jones Hace 12 días
“Give me your face.” I didn’t know that Optimus Prime was in this movie.
Bake Hace 13 días
8:33 - geezer could have gone for any horror anthology and went for Bava's Black Sabbath, my guy
Ha Peenes
Ha Peenes Hace 13 días
these actresses look like my skyrim followers
ZeroBeat1 Hace 13 días
"The boob eye sheds a tear on a robotic white spider," is not a sentence anyone ever expected anyone to utter.
EMHMark krycek
EMHMark krycek Hace 14 días
@ 56:30 - You can live for 15-30 seconds, sometimes longer with the residual oxygen in your blood despite a the heart being removed/injured.
momojojokoko Hace 15 días
The second segment seems to be an homage to an old French classic called Les Yeux sans visage (eyes without a face) which was already referenced in the first segment, apparently, as the title of the movie on the marquee in that one was Les Nue sans visage, in which they cleverly replaced "Eyes" with "Nudes" but then forgot to add an "s" for the plural. So in addition to being less than perfect technically, this film also seems to get its easter eggs wrong, and manages typos in foreign languages. Incidently cafés don't do refills in France.
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen Hace 17 días
I had a couple of beers and im feeling just right im sweating all over 'cause the dress is so tight?
Psydyed !
Psydyed ! Hace 17 días
Danzig is such a douche, only good thing he ever did was in the Misfits Which I'm surprised they didn't mention
Lucas Pando
Lucas Pando Hace 17 días
13:05 Jay bauman: I'mma ignore that
Hale Hardy
Hale Hardy Hace 17 días
Shouldn't his name be Gdansk now?
Justin Smith
Justin Smith Hace 19 días
One of the cops shooting the spidermonster looks like Mike
Bobo Fett
Bobo Fett Hace 20 días
You could order it on blueray or watch it on streaming or just take a bath in COVID-19...your choice!
Erling Hansen
Erling Hansen Hace 20 días
Little know fact: In France they don't speak French.. they speak English with a heavy French accent!
oorcinus Hace 20 días
Meowlk... oar... biyaaarrr.
Dan Conley
Dan Conley Hace 20 días
God that knocking scared the shit out of me.
Gotcha Son
Gotcha Son Hace 22 días
Damn how did you get zombie dust?! It sells out every week. That is a fantastic beer. May I recommend gumball head, also from 3 floyds
ToWhomItMayConcern Hace 23 días
In one year both redlettermedia and needle drop ripped him a new asshole.
David Cauley
David Cauley Hace 24 días
Officially called the "Ted Raimi Crotch trick". nice zoom chaps
Thespokenone Hace 24 días
Still trying to figure out why they chose French accents.
joshua bela
joshua bela Hace 25 días
I love how you invest in the painting of a fictional setting with VCR repairmen who review movies in Mr. Plinkett's house. Your content brings me great joy, guys. Thank you
Joant Perdomo
Joant Perdomo Hace 25 días
That's X-Pac in that movie!!!
CG Vapors
CG Vapors Hace 25 días
It's no wonder these women do porn. They probably went to LA with hopes that their looks would land them in movies, but their horrible acting only lends itself to one type of genre. That is porn.
Dude Guy
Dude Guy Hace 26 días
But... But... Glen Danzig, I know. It's strippers... With dialog from Slayer, and strippers... Makes sense
Ian Smith
Ian Smith Hace 27 días
Glenn is the ultimate boomer. Hard to believe he went from fronting an incredibly influential punk band to being the ultimate sellout.
yaya kelley
yaya kelley Hace 27 días
The intro was pure genius. (I wondered how you found out my package receiving protocol) New subscriber from from across the pond in Kalamazoo. Thank you.
awk Hace 28 días
the distorted guitar stinger at 11:12 is from EYE divine cybermancy
Christopher Theriault
Christopher Theriault Hace 28 días
Given how poorly produced the film is, I suspect the idea was to show the mystery woman had moved on and was working a new strip club somewhere else, but they only had the one set.
Flatus Vocis
Flatus Vocis Hace 28 días
This feels like a Best of the Worst episode.
Oliver Rabies
Oliver Rabies Hace 28 días
whats the pete davidson joke?
Easyflux Hace 28 días
Omg this seems horrible to have to sit through.. I would be constantly cringing and commenting..
Couchy Hace 28 días
Mike's 'Mother' joke 7:00 & 49:19
Borris Karlov
Borris Karlov Hace 29 días
Olivia Harris
Olivia Harris Hace 29 días
Glenn Danzig looks like a taller and chunkier version of Jack White
Ozy Mandias
Ozy Mandias Hace un mes
The video footage of Danzig getting knocked out by a bouncer backstage at a show is far more entertaining than his movie.
Tony Treloar
Tony Treloar Hace un mes
Heard a story that whenever someone would bring the biggest errors to Danzig's attention during filming, Danzig would kick them off set and then proceed to practice karate moves to assert his dominance over the crew.
Victor R.
Victor R. Hace un mes
that country is called hungAry, you ignorant americans...
FirstRound Boxing
FirstRound Boxing Hace un mes
Awful movie(s) and I'm the biggest Danzig fanboy ever
FatherLucid Hace un mes
12:56 Kinda looks like Jesse from Breaking Bad
Friedrich Wordsworth
Friedrich Wordsworth Hace un mes
Omg those horrible anamorphic flares
Ryo Yakousei
Ryo Yakousei Hace un mes
Mamma mia ! The Neck Breaker in my dream
shurik121 Hace un mes
Maybe I was already imagining things by the end of this shitfest, but I noticed at around 1:22:02-04 sudden camera move to the side and back, as if someone pushed it, and it got back. It was after the henchman took the girl with the cut heart offscreen, so I assume he's the one who bumped into the camera on his way off the set. Holy shit, this "movie" was bad.
WingedArchon Hace un mes
So, I shazam'ed the soundbyte at 8:00 however it gets me to a song that doesn't even have the soundbyte? whats up with that?
Robert Karnick
Robert Karnick Hace un mes
"Assfuck is my specialty." Guess somebody's spent some time up at Fuckbutt Point
It's Spooks
It's Spooks Hace un mes
honestly they look better with the facial hair tbh
Kayla Hace un mes
This movie's so cringy this review is almost unwatchable
Slow Hace un mes
Darth Frank
Darth Frank Hace un mes
Jay's hair is on point
Kiran Chochinov
Kiran Chochinov Hace un mes
What was the music that was playing at 3:38 ?
Neal Marasinghe
Neal Marasinghe Hace un mes
"then the boob-tear falls on the spider and it turns into a man spider" Well, it's been known to happen.
scotcheggable Hace un mes
4:40 should have been a death wish dvd
Håvard Havelin
Håvard Havelin Hace un mes
Jay said early on that they'd go back to why it isn't a new "The Room", and I was very dissapointed when they didn't
Ivan Khudoy
Ivan Khudoy Hace un mes
It would be nice if Danzig watched this review. Maybe he is capable of learning and maybe he'll make something semi competent next time)
Aleksander Næs
Aleksander Næs Hace un mes
Makes Zombie Strippers look like a masterpiece.
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