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If you ever see Ellen DeGeneres and Anthony Jeselnik, be sure to ask them for medicine.
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Comentarios
Jugz _05
Jugz _05 Hace 8 días
Started playing the video from 2:04
TheDirtymikenation
TheDirtymikenation Hace 16 días
Anthony had a funnier punch line then in a 1/10th of the time
Chris J.P. Black
Chris J.P. Black Hace un mes
Tony's an atheist. That I believe!
Jeff Freeman
Jeff Freeman Hace un mes
Oh my god brilliant
expresionless 0.5
expresionless 0.5 Hace 2 meses
0:16 oh, thats why shes lesbian! Gotcha!
Get over it Laughing
Get over it Laughing Hace 2 meses
I was raised the same way ..I was raised to eat pain not pills..I've had multiple broken bones and only took maybe 5 pain pills as a adult..seems to have worked out great considering the opioid crisis..The hardest thing is sympathizing with someone over pain..get over it pussy..it's going to hurt regardless..
Melone Tankberry
Melone Tankberry Hace 3 meses
putting anthony in the thumpnail so ellen gets views. meh. i get it she does not really sell on her own.
MrNEWz MrNEWz
MrNEWz MrNEWz Hace 6 meses
Only one of those guys were funny, can you guys which one?
Madhu Shruti Mukherjee
Madhu Shruti Mukherjee Hace 6 meses
How about we all start believing in Math? And Science. That shit has proof. XD
Lexie Druzy
Lexie Druzy Hace 2 meses
and geometry has proofs
Renato
Renato Hace 6 meses
I mean... he had a point tho.
Ms Taylor
Ms Taylor Hace 6 meses
I’m looking up Christian Science because I do mind over body my illnesses sometimes 😏😏 no I’m actually serious
Ms Taylor
Ms Taylor Hace 6 meses
@Jeff Apellido Naturally it takes a day for the symptoms to develop and go away.
Ms Taylor
Ms Taylor Hace 6 meses
@Jeff Apellido I'm talking about curing the symptoms in 15 minutes just by thinking about it.
Jeff Apellido
Jeff Apellido Hace 6 meses
It's a called an immune system. For most illnesses it usually does the job eventually. Your mind had little to do with it.
Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez Hace 6 meses
Please kill Ellen
Jamie Vera
Jamie Vera Hace 5 meses
You're awful.
brocksdaddy081910
brocksdaddy081910 Hace 6 meses
the ledge agreed... WTF
the ledge
the ledge Hace 6 meses
What the fuck? Why?
DanceswW
DanceswW Hace 6 meses
All religious people are nutcases!!!
Lavocha Africa
Lavocha Africa Hace 6 meses
New Song Alert: MADE OF AFRICA - eswomen.com/id/v%C3%ADdeo-ZUKviDsbbhw.html
Subscribe To Me For No Reason
Subscribe To Me For No Reason Hace 6 meses
Love Ellen so much ❤❤❤
Michael Davidson
Michael Davidson Hace 6 meses
Opinions are like butt holes...eveybody has one and they all stink.
Dharmavid Francis
Dharmavid Francis Hace 6 meses
hate this slogan. its not even funny bcs i love netflix comedy .. every 6 months or so at least..
Daniel TP
Daniel TP Hace 6 meses
I say it all the time I believe in a higher power but NOT IN RELIGION
Adam Rodger
Adam Rodger Hace 5 meses
@Daniel TP hahaha I forgot about this piss-poor excuse for an answer until someone else just commented on it, but yeah, that's bullshit. Also, what the hell is with censoring the second s in 'pussy?' Is that somehow more dignified? My comment was an honest question trying to interrogate a common sentiment that didn't make sense to me, but I think you might just be dumb. Real, real dumb. So, thanks for the roundabout answer to my question, I guess.
You Tube
You Tube Hace 5 meses
Daniel TP your higher power disapproves if your mediocrity
You Tube
You Tube Hace 5 meses
Adam Rodger I think he was trying to get likes
You Tube
You Tube Hace 5 meses
So u think God would create u but not give u a message on how to live life or any info about him. You’re so basic.
Daniel TP
Daniel TP Hace 6 meses
@Adam Rodger The one that you pray and look up to the heavens to when your ass is danger.....pus*y
Stephen Wilson
Stephen Wilson Hace 6 meses
Click bait
hmran yo
hmran yo Hace 6 meses
Videos start 2:04
David Lund
David Lund Hace 6 meses
Savage
Reece Brady
Reece Brady Hace 6 meses
hmran yeh yeh whos that other guy talkin at the start
PUMA DIDAS
PUMA DIDAS Hace 6 meses
2 really great comedians
Argha Deb
Argha Deb Hace 6 meses
As the great people said " Religion is legalized madness "...
Leogzy
Leogzy Hace 3 meses
Juan Valadez First of all, I’m from China, we don’t ban any religion, we ban only cults, I have Muslim friends and Christian friends grew up with me. Second, we are indeed much smarter than you people without religion, so..
distill
distill Hace 4 meses
@Argha Deb you felt the need to tell us how atheism the way. The belief of believing in nothing is a paradox. Good luck man. I've been there.
Adam Rodger
Adam Rodger Hace 5 meses
@Argha Deb, wait, sorry to come back to this, but who are "the great people" you're talking about?
Emerald kat
Emerald kat Hace 6 meses
@Ron Burgundy yes and Taoist. Neither of those necessarily believe in a god though and often followers are atheists.
Jennifer Bates
Jennifer Bates Hace 6 meses
Both are great! I can't stand religion either
Vendo piñas
Vendo piñas Hace 6 meses
He’s amazing. So glad he’s getting a lot of publicity for this special❤️😎 And he’s got a show coming on September. I can’t wait!!
Rahul
Rahul Hace 6 meses
Hard to believe that if someone watches Anthony's special they would sit through Ellen's special and make comparisons.
BrokenGod Ent.
BrokenGod Ent. Hace 6 meses
You can be a fan, or at least enjoy -- two different kinds of comedy. I definitely prefer Anthonys humor, but Ellen's style of comedy is also pretty funny. And believe it or not I see similarities between the two. Their deliveries are quite similar in tone despite such huge differences in Anthony's very dark, and her light-hearted comedy.
robbbyyy25
robbbyyy25 Hace 6 meses
Ive watched both specials, Im a bigger fan of Anthony of course since Ellen doesnt do standup anymore, but to each their own, i dont judge. Comedy wins!
Figs3
Figs3 Hace 6 meses
Same here. I appreciate lots of comedy. Some clean comedy is just as hilarious as dark.
The Original Captain Trips
The Original Captain Trips Hace 6 meses
any true fan of comedy would...i did
Christian Coates
Christian Coates Hace 6 meses
People are complexed.
Pique NY
Pique NY Hace 6 meses
Dude seems like the only time he yells for god is when he’s finished busting a nut! Or when he’s done combing his hair! Like yes lawd I look good!
Get over it Laughing
Get over it Laughing Hace 2 meses
I'm a narcissist I just say damn I'm good..
MrNEWz MrNEWz
MrNEWz MrNEWz Hace 6 meses
Yeah he does, and so does Anthony J. They both seem like they would be nice to party with.
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