Criminal Activity. Vinnie Montez

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When you're a police officer, you experience all sorts of criminal Activity. Watch "Armed & Hilarious" by Vinnie Montez only at www.drybarcomedy.com/vinniem

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Quinn Delonge
Quinn Delonge Hace 14 horas
this guy is very funny
lb8825
lb8825 Hace 3 días
"Hey Popo where you guys at right now?" 🤣🤣🤣 Smart kid!
Maria Balderas
Maria Balderas Hace 3 días
Thank you so much for making me laugh. 😄 Comedy + mental health = work/life balance
Olivia Ann Kirkpatrick
Olivia Ann Kirkpatrick Hace 4 días
Hey. Not funny. I just think ur evil
Antonio Smith
Antonio Smith Hace 12 días
The world would be a much better place if we had more cops like him... P.S. hes hilarious!
kingda117
kingda117 Hace 12 días
If you want to hear a woman talk, order her to shut up.
rachelknepper0811 tired
rachelknepper0811 tired Hace 18 días
Did you just shussssh me lol
Rix Pix
Rix Pix Hace 22 días
Very funny!
DM Drums
DM Drums Hace 23 días
2:40 why does he sound like Jack black
Juliann Davis
Juliann Davis Hace 28 días
DID YOU JUST SCHUSH ME!!!????
UberKrassMann
UberKrassMann Hace un mes
you know its suppose to be funny but this bit unintentionally shows what is so very wrong with murca. the fact that his mind instantly goes to "i may have to kill somebody" when he thinks there's a burglar in the house is why your homicide rate is so out of control. no europeans thoughts would instantly wander to killing in that situation.
Sleeps BanginXV3st
Sleeps BanginXV3st Hace 9 días
UberKrassMann I don’t know how it works in make believe land but in the real world robbers tend to have guns on them and are willing to shoot
Andrea L Moseley
Andrea L Moseley Hace 14 días
What? So you just hide and get robbed? What if they go for your kids. What do you do? Frying pan? Tennis racquet? Sic your dogs on them?
UberKrassMann
UberKrassMann Hace 29 días
@Ultimita01 my door's never locked when i'm at home.
Ultimita01
Ultimita01 Hace un mes
or canada, another good social experiment we did was when you ask why one has a gun? in america they say protection, in canada we say hunting. I think I have my door unlocked more than locked bahaha. even leave it unlocked when i go to the store etc.
E K Daufin
E K Daufin Hace un mes
Hey Popo!
Mitsuo Mits
Mitsuo Mits Hace un mes
😂😂😂😂
Adam Williams
Adam Williams Hace un mes
I would have totally kept texting that kid back. Could eventually get him to trust me if he got in trouble or knew of some coming. Could even offer to give him a ride home from the bar lol
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
🙏🙏🙏
Mae M
Mae M Hace un mes
Vinnie Montez, " Amen ! "
Mugethi Gitau
Mugethi Gitau Hace un mes
🤣🤣🤣
Martin Acosta
Martin Acosta Hace un mes
that kid needs a medal hahaha
Ralph
Ralph Hace un mes
Fun.
Joann P
Joann P Hace un mes
Funny guy!
Nate Minor
Nate Minor Hace un mes
Waits for @donutoperator to view this guy
Michelle Dawn
Michelle Dawn Hace un mes
I laughed so much. Thanks for that. Now I head into work.
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
Michelle Dawn 💙
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
Thanks for all the support!
picantesworld77
picantesworld77 Hace un mes
Thank you for you comedy 😊
Mae M
Mae M Hace un mes
Vinnie Montez, " Thanks for sharing your sense of humor with your viewers ! " 🤗
Eva Snyder
Eva Snyder Hace un mes
So what happened with the burglar?
Patricia Fisher
Patricia Fisher Hace 12 días
@Mike Now, That's Funny. ( :
kingda117
kingda117 Hace 12 días
Vinnie left him living in your head.
Mitsuo Mits
Mitsuo Mits Hace un mes
@Mike 😂😂😂
Jimi Prairiefire
Jimi Prairiefire Hace un mes
@Mike bah ha ha
Mike
Mike Hace un mes
They stole his neck.
Grape Ape
Grape Ape Hace un mes
Dumb crook news, two burglars broke into a cop's house, after walking pass his patrol car setting in the driveway, later questioned, said they didn’t know it was a cop's house.
Cindy Eckles
Cindy Eckles Hace un mes
😂😂😂😂😂😁
Mrs 504
Mrs 504 Hace un mes
Gosh, he is imitating "Fluffy" the comedian.
carschmn
carschmn Hace un mes
I think he’s just a big Latino.
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
Mrs 504 wow. I’m Vinnie. That’s a compliment if you’re comparing me to the great Gabriel. Aka Fluffy.
Jc JA
Jc JA Hace un mes
Hey bobble head!!
Dena Redford
Dena Redford Hace un mes
That’s sweet about the random text message .
ULTRA SaVaGe
ULTRA SaVaGe Hace un mes
Do they even make a hat size for his head lol.
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
ULTRA SaVaGe 8 1/2
Kandi Wolfe
Kandi Wolfe Hace un mes
Hilarious! Thank You!
Robert Schwartz
Robert Schwartz Hace un mes
You forgot to say what the crash was.
Mark C
Mark C Hace un mes
No he didn't because it never happened. It was a fake story to highlight the annoying and stupid behaviour of women
braueral
braueral Hace un mes
I'm the other kind of Subaru driver...:)
rpbsjy
rpbsjy Hace un mes
Jimi Prairiefire so every 3rd person in the Pacific Northwest is a middle aged lesbian professor? I. Never. Knew. That.
Jimi Prairiefire
Jimi Prairiefire Hace un mes
A middle-aged lesbian college professor?
Larry Blackmon
Larry Blackmon Hace un mes
Mooooore
Samuel Fugatt
Samuel Fugatt Hace un mes
Love it lmao
Anita J in FLA
Anita J in FLA Hace un mes
Funny.... 😅
The W.O.N.
The W.O.N. Hace un mes
Vinnie head is huge
George Isaak
George Isaak Hace un mes
His head is normal , the rest frame is small , exactly like Dani De Vito
Zero to Awesome
Zero to Awesome Hace un mes
I’ve never been this early, let me think of a joke. Two cowboys are riding down a path, when one spots an Indian warrior with his ear to the road. The one cowboy says, "these Indians are incredible; they can hear things from miles away." They ride closer and the Indian says, "There's a horse-drawn wagon, one black horse, one white. A husband and wife are driving the wagon, and a boy and girl are riding in the back." One cowboy says, "That's amazing! How did you know all that?" The Indian says, "They ran over me 30 minutes ago."
rpbsjy
rpbsjy Hace un mes
Last time I heard that one, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
George Isaak
George Isaak Hace un mes
hahahahahaha
Joann P
Joann P Hace un mes
Zero to Awesome Lol,😁🤣
Marcie Willis
Marcie Willis Hace un mes
👏👏👏 Good one
Raymond Harris
Raymond Harris Hace un mes
That was pretty good. 😁
Angelofmusic Wonder
Angelofmusic Wonder Hace un mes
I know a few cops I call PoPo! They laugh. This was hilarious.. WOMEN DO NOT LIKE TO BE SHUSHED! I dont care what the situation is.
mBabe
mBabe Hace 20 días
Yeah ... a d. in her mouth is better than a finger on his mouth.
graceoverall
graceoverall Hace un mes
@Angelofmusic Wonder What the heck is wrong with being shushed? If I were shushed I'd take it to mean I was blabbing and should probably shut up anyway, lol.
Angelofmusic Wonder
Angelofmusic Wonder Hace un mes
Vinnie Montez 🤣🤣🤣
Angelofmusic Wonder
Angelofmusic Wonder Hace un mes
graceoverall it’s comedy.. relax...
Angelofmusic Wonder
Angelofmusic Wonder Hace un mes
Samuel Fugatt I’ve never shushed a man... ever..
Shawn Spidle
Shawn Spidle Hace un mes
Roflmao. Some funny $#!+
Barbara Hering
Barbara Hering Hace un mes
I was in a pizza place and it was when we were at a level orange which meant we were in a heightened sense of emergency so I ask this whole table of cops hey we are in this orange level and the cop says to me well you feel safe in here right!?
rpbsjy
rpbsjy Hace un mes
And you said, no because there are 4 men in here armed to the teeth who have forgotten that they are supposed to be "Protecting and Serving" me, their employer, and think that they would be justified in tasing me if I failed to instantly obey their commands.
Angelofmusic Wonder
Angelofmusic Wonder Hace un mes
Barbara Hering cops always have a smart answer. I’ve been within ear shot of cops just saying jerk things to people. I guess after all the stuff they’ve seen they not in the mood. Lol
Vinnie Montez
Vinnie Montez Hace un mes
🤣
jsmexish
jsmexish Hace un mes
Hilarious !
Hassan Eido
Hassan Eido Hace un mes
First
Mae M
Mae M Hace un mes
Hassan Eido 🎖
Mike From_Space
Mike From_Space Hace un mes
🍪
Denischa Briddell
Denischa Briddell Hace un mes
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