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What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!
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Comentarios
Sofiah Honeyy
Sofiah Honeyy Hace 12 horas
I think the pillow is the most important thing to have in an apocalypse
Catherine Maclary
Catherine Maclary Hace un día
I would’ve also gotten a fire starter
Eliyha Harvey
Eliyha Harvey Hace 2 días
Bruh I'm not counting how much they touch my face but just watching the video I can tell how much they touch their face
Jason's Outdoor Mischief
Jason's Outdoor Mischief Hace 2 días
You guys are just making fun of preppers
U.G.L.Y C.A.T.Z
U.G.L.Y C.A.T.Z Hace 2 días
my dumbass would have gotten food, a life straw, and a shovel
Maggie Lopez
Maggie Lopez Hace 2 días
You should have shoped on wish cuz on wish you could get those things for a low low price
Dead Slice
Dead Slice Hace 2 días
I can really tell Mark likes shovels
Blah Blahblah
Blah Blahblah Hace 2 días
135
Slow Flow Phoenix
Slow Flow Phoenix Hace 2 días
So THIS is where he got the shovel
buckhunter 563258
buckhunter 563258 Hace 2 días
Do another video but the budget is a thousand dollars. Pretty sure that will get you what you need in a apocalypse
f u x k
f u x k Hace 3 días
Mark getting excited over something being cheap 🤣
Andrew zamora
Andrew zamora Hace 4 días
They knew 2 months ago the us would be burning to the ground
JayDieTye
JayDieTye Hace 5 días
A few months after unnas annas started.. a pandemic hit... Hmmmmmmmmmm... CONSPIRACY
R2D2 the Droid
R2D2 the Droid Hace 5 días
I know the supplies I would get. Food, Water, Shotguns, Shotguns, shotguns, and more shotguns
Eric Blenkush
Eric Blenkush Hace 6 días
Ethan: 35 liters is a big bag. Me a hiker: *laughs in 75 liters being a minimum*
a n y a
a n y a Hace 6 días
vi scar
Lizzy IsCool
Lizzy IsCool Hace 6 días
This is a fun game to play with friends! (Not actually buying!)
Dylan English
Dylan English Hace 7 días
Mark 3 Ethan 18
Follower Of Duck
Follower Of Duck Hace 7 días
I feel sympathy for their bank accounts with the amount of times they touched their faces
Nadia Rusu
Nadia Rusu Hace 8 días
oh my
Sver Jedi
Sver Jedi Hace 10 días
Just buy everything
Katherine McConnell
Katherine McConnell Hace 10 días
Literally mark.... I will buy you a shovel like this if I get a try not to laugh video
TheAmericanGuy
TheAmericanGuy Hace 11 días
At this point for me $200 would just be spent on luxuries, I got everything from full camp site set ups to guns and ammo and ammo reloading equipment and MREs and ability to hunt and scavenge, and I’m not even one of those crazy prepper people I just like the outdoors
David Eldred
David Eldred Hace 11 días
If you use a hammock, you're going to end up needing an underquilt, or you'll freeze if it's cold.
Sydney Martinez
Sydney Martinez Hace 11 días
When you're in the military so you already have all your gear. I will buy extra bullshit like fun tactical toys.
Gabrielle Zirkle
Gabrielle Zirkle Hace 11 días
Mark looked at a tactical shovel and my brain was screaming at him because he already owns one. Why buy what you already own? Save that gosh dang money!
Ender Onryo
Ender Onryo Hace 11 días
I would definitely buy an Unus Annus branded tactical shovel. Knowing Mark it would probably have all sorts of amazing uses integrated.
Quinn Harbison
Quinn Harbison Hace 12 días
as a boy scout this really makes me cringe
Chuey 73
Chuey 73 Hace 13 días
Would’ve been a good sponsor to use honey then save money
Kay in Control
Kay in Control Hace 13 días
This one was my birthday vid
Miles Jenkins
Miles Jenkins Hace 15 días
I’ve never gotten a notification for this video what the hell. Okay I’ll watch it now byee
TheReaperGrimm
TheReaperGrimm Hace 15 días
It’s funny that mark got a camp stove but none of them got any type of fire starters. Like are they gonna hand drill a fire every night lmao!!
Romaniac205 X
Romaniac205 X Hace 15 días
Annus Unus
Julia
Julia Hace 16 días
Bezoos is evill
Leo Chen
Leo Chen Hace 16 días
why does mark always win?
Rice Cooker
Rice Cooker Hace 17 días
Personal survival kit: hammock, Paracord, VERY simple medkit (gauze pads, anesthetics, the simple stuff), headlamp, solar panel, large tent, survival shovel, magnesium fire starter kit, and finally some bags
berry jane
berry jane Hace 18 días
when corona is over please go camping but like it was an apocalypse OR go camping but you don't bring anything but one item
Rain
Rain Hace 19 días
I wonder who would survive longer in an apocalype situation. Mark or Ethan?
Krig Raseri
Krig Raseri Hace 19 días
They forgot some super important stuff like a way to reliably start a fire, and a dedicated survival knife. Something people don't realize about those tactical shovels is they don't last well. Since they screw they don't have a dedicated tang and such a weak integrity, and will break pretty quick.
Hardcore Hunter
Hardcore Hunter Hace 20 días
probably should have gotten something to start a fire
Harry Nerd
Harry Nerd Hace 21 un día
Amazon workers in the apocalypse better be getting toped.
Noj 2148
Noj 2148 Hace 21 un día
What about a blanket
SlightlyDisappointingSa1ad
SlightlyDisappointingSa1ad Hace 22 días
10:25 Mark shows Ethan the spiral pillow Ethan: *Starts Moaning*
YEED
YEED Hace 22 días
Tactical shovel is a good weapon, too... Just in case, you know?
Some Buddy
Some Buddy Hace 22 días
My mind: "Oh baby a triple!" 10:28
Lily thepurplepaladin
Lily thepurplepaladin Hace 22 días
i cant believe the master of finances has predicted the future
Alaina Marie
Alaina Marie Hace 22 días
As an apocalypse obsessed individual I was surprised I didn’t hate what they had but also I was concerned they forgot a few things but mostly I was like “OwO yes good! Good ÒwÓ”
Mia Y
Mia Y Hace 22 días
Basically outro: OH BABY IT'S PERFECT Me: U right
eem_elm
eem_elm Hace 23 días
Me who took a winter wilderness survival course and am somewhat confident in my abilities to survive off of only what nature can give me, cringed at many things that they bought.
trevorgrease
trevorgrease Hace 23 días
FACE TOUCH 4 TOTAL m=4 e=52 THIS VIDEO m=1 e=12
Mira_Mars
Mira_Mars Hace 23 días
Needs more ladders
Rebekka Productions
Rebekka Productions Hace 24 días
They actually need the stuff now
Sweetie Bunnie
Sweetie Bunnie Hace 24 días
Aaayyy my bday vid! 😊
Kaleb Snio
Kaleb Snio Hace 24 días
Last
MaryGrace Popky
MaryGrace Popky Hace 24 días
neither of them thought about toilet paper, which is funny considering all the memes and shit going around from the sell-out of all the toilet paper lmao
Alia Rose
Alia Rose Hace 24 días
Mark "That's so cheap" Fischbach, budget shopping for the apocalypse.
PORTER MCINTIRE
PORTER MCINTIRE Hace 24 días
Total Mark: 8 Ethan: 61
PORTER MCINTIRE
PORTER MCINTIRE Hace 24 días
Mark: 4 Ethan: 15
Krista Bemis
Krista Bemis Hace 25 días
I always think about apocalypse situations but I never actually think about the things I need. Aside from the stuff I already have at home. I do have a small survival tactical kit. Along with a bunch of lighters, knives, and swords. I say I'm good on weaponry, being able to start fires, and catch fish. But I have nothing nor have I thought about what else I would actually need to survive.
Comrade Internet
Comrade Internet Hace 25 días
Micro-brain take: Stockpiling 50 M16 variants, a few thousand rounds of ammo, and calling it prepping Normal brain take: Stockpiling food and medical supplies in anticipation of The Collapse, with an optional weapon present. Omniverse brain take: Making sure you take care of your neighbours, knowing their skillsets, and ensuring that communities are organized to pick up the slack where capitalism and the state have utterly failed. (if you do this last one, the people in your post-apocalyptic orbit who can fight will have a much easier time of it, should it come to that, because they'll have a COMMUNITY backing them up with various supports, as opposed to a bunch of dysentery-riddled raiders who had previously been at anti-lockdown protests and think that sharing is a sin)
Sadistic Raspberry
Sadistic Raspberry Hace 27 días
Anyone else wanna see Mark and Ethan sword fight with tactical shovels?
Jake Pat
Jake Pat Hace 27 días
But ... I need an extra $2500 for my boogaloo alphabet boi needs.... Namely ammo and an ak47... So ..... Yeah
Black Ace
Black Ace Hace 29 días
I think the best way to prepare is to subscribe to a REAL bush craft youtube channel...and pick up some skills. Maybe go camping a few times too just because xD. Then you might know that a "tacticool" shovel might not be the best tool for survival =P (spoiler for those that don't know, a good hatchet is probably the best tool) still an entertaining video.
Aiden Snew
Aiden Snew Hace 29 días
So this is why my packages where delayed... the 2 people not protesting the warehouse probably took a while to fill this order 😂
Alivia Nuttall
Alivia Nuttall Hace 29 días
3:08 It wouldn't be so tough for them is they had Honey
Elizabeth Trudeau
Elizabeth Trudeau Hace 29 días
I think a fishing pole and a stitching needle/string would be good too. Fish would help, and the needle/string would be good just incase you had to stitch a wound.
JJAwesomeStar
JJAwesomeStar Hace 29 días
Please tell me theres gonna be a branded tactical shovel 😳
Natsu Dragneel
Natsu Dragneel Hace un mes
They didn’t invest in warm clothing. Bad move 😅
0 0
0 0 Hace un mes
Mark's tactical shovel is the very best survival tool
Ender Lord
Ender Lord Hace un mes
Now actually buy all of that stuff and review it all
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