A Great Reason to Not Be Religious Anymore - Anthony Jeselnik

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Anthony Jeselnik determines that being a mother is the second hardest job and shares his girlfriend’s compelling reason for ditching her family’s religious beliefs. (Contains strong language.)
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Mister GG
Mister GG Hace 6 días
sorry, just lost the crucifix joke...
Mister GG
Mister GG Hace 3 días
@Zel Zwrd WTF!!!!! AAHAHAAHAH damnnnn that's...hard one!! thanks for the patience bro in explainning! :D
Zel Zwrd
Zel Zwrd Hace 3 días
okay.remember that the crucifix is nailed to the wall of his girlfriend's room? remember that when the crucifix falls,it fell into the back of the head of her dad? now,why would a dad,sleeps on a bed of his daughter,with his face down?? it rhymes with grape. that is a dark dark joke.
tamonetko Hace 7 días
Why are atheists so obsessed with people who choose to believe in God? Just chill and live the life like you want to, don't disrespect others.
just me
just me Hace 12 días
Somebody explain crucifix joke??? I didnt get it. 😥
just me
just me Hace 3 días
@Zel Zwrd lmao hahahahaha. Thank you!!
Zel Zwrd
Zel Zwrd Hace 3 días
okay.remember that the crucifix is nailed to the wall of his girlfriend's room? remember that when the crucifix falls,it fell into the back of the head of her dad? now,why would a dad,sleeps on a bed of his daughter,with his face down?? it rhymes with grape. that is a dark dark joke.
maizeman90 Hace 13 días
You can tell he's so damn proud of that crucifix joke lol. For good reason.
Tom Whitney
Tom Whitney Hace 13 días
Can someone explain the one about the crucifix above his girlfriends bed?
maizeman90 Hace 13 días
Her dad was hit in the back of the head, which means he was on the bed looking down....now, connect the dots
Joeru Hace 14 días
mrmofo36 Hace 15 días
I like edgy but this seems pretty low effort. pretty lame
ghogue61 Hace 16 días
The crucifix is pure gold. 😂😅😄😃😂
Little Miss Nala
Little Miss Nala Hace 17 días
He’s gives me Dexter vibes for sure.
afterrr Hace 15 días
just now after i read your post i have felt the same
FRESHY STEVE Hace 20 días
This is funny but for some reason i can never get a good laugh, I'm always like 👃💨
Darren Evans
Darren Evans Hace 22 días
That last joke, wow haha ruthless guy
dumaskhan Hace 23 días
I guess jesus was like....not in my house!
PLAyerkingXl Qjay57
PLAyerkingXl Qjay57 Hace 27 días
I feel like coming out as an atheist to my white side of the family versus what it's gonna be when I come out to my black 😂
Pierre Samuel
Pierre Samuel Hace 28 días
I don’t get the crucifix joke, can someone explain?
passwordyeah Hace 27 días
The father was his daughter's bed. I don't think I need to explain why
Mufasa Hace un mes
Jim Manasidis
Jim Manasidis Hace un mes
mehhhh i get what hes goin for but doesnt seem to work all that gr8 daniel tosh does this style of humor 100 times better
Ricwell Hace un mes
his jokes are definitely not for everybody
Acacia Ndlovu
Acacia Ndlovu Hace un mes
The lil cousin joke :it's either he's gonna be a great artist or he really did got molested
Arnold Clarke
Arnold Clarke Hace un mes
I work out religiously. Every Easter and Christmas.
thach nguyen
thach nguyen Hace un mes
Your mom is awesome, tell me more about her jeselnik!
Kpop Amy
Kpop Amy Hace un mes
I haven't seen him smile in the other shows/ videos i watched he has a very beautiful smile ❤️
label1877 Hace un mes
He reminds me of Greg Geraldo. Crip delivery, intelligent and edgy.
itkojecockot Hace un mes
3:50 obviously, that guy was one of the first people in the room, who got that joke :D:D:D
Val C
Val C Hace un mes
the very best
sadigov Hace un mes
The crucifix story is real.
Mazvec Hace un mes
KatManDoo Hace un mes
The best!
Destiny Ofen-Imu
Destiny Ofen-Imu Hace un mes
The king of dark humor
Jonathan Tieman
Jonathan Tieman Hace un mes
Can someone explain the nephew artist molested joke please?
David Williams
David Williams Hace un mes
The joke is that either the nephew has such an amazing imagination, and is so creative, because how else would he ever come up with the very specific details of being molested by someone... or... he was actually molested, and when he told people, no one did anything about it.
DJay Coughlin
DJay Coughlin Hace un mes
Fucking classic 🤘
Isaias Gonzalez
Isaias Gonzalez Hace 2 meses
Its just reasonable no to believe in religion. 100% right.
Meir Wise
Meir Wise Hace 2 meses
Wow. At last, Somebody with a sicker sense of humour than me.
Angel C
Angel C Hace 2 meses
There's not very many short punchline joke comedians anymore and he kills it
cosMICjester Hace 2 meses
I can't believe it only happened once either.
Dallon Ghan
Dallon Ghan Hace 2 meses
Took me a solid minute to get the last joke. That's probably the best molestation joke ever told.
John Milton
John Milton Hace 2 meses
"My uncle used to work at a summer camp for kids about to get molested." "Says he's never worked a day in his life."
Mashable Hace un mes
It doesn't pay much but the...... benefits..
Saba Iftkhar
Saba Iftkhar Hace 2 meses
Jokes are good. Beard was better.
Yancy Productions
Yancy Productions Hace 2 meses
What’s coming is his nephew out the closet
Sans On Xans
Sans On Xans Hace 2 meses
Best comedians of all time 5 - Bo Burnham 4 - Kevin Hart 3 - Anthony Jeselnik 2 - Dave Chapelle 1 - Louis CK
Job 35
Job 35 Hace 2 meses
I’ll give him it. I’m religious and that was hilarious
Alan Lloyd
Alan Lloyd Hace 2 meses
I LOVE this dude's style. He is the best comedian in the universe
Shiva Sundar
Shiva Sundar Hace 2 meses
That last joke tho. 😂😂😂
Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez Hace 2 meses
This is my kind of comedy, I hate those other comics with easy jokes were you can see the punch line a mile away
Threedog Hace 2 meses
Dark, so dark. I love it.
Dino Hace 2 meses
I noticed the adr insert he mentioned on the joe rogan experience.... Said 'reasonable'
timmy houser
timmy houser Hace 2 meses
That crowd was so bad
Piotr Gremba
Piotr Gremba Hace 2 meses
Simply brilliant
Derek Placeholder
Derek Placeholder Hace 2 meses
"She can't believe it only happened once"-- it actually happened pretty frequently, but to be fair Schindler's List was a horrible movie.
Derek Placeholder
Derek Placeholder Hace 2 meses
@KRG He sets it up so that you think that they reformed her anti-jew stance, but they actually made it more extreme... this is how humor works-- you defy expectation, and people find it funny.
KRG Hace 2 meses
No, could you explain Anthony's joke?
Derek Placeholder
Derek Placeholder Hace 2 meses
@G.P. It wasn't a joke. Jews were (have been?) subject to near constant persecutions and exterminations in Europe for thousands of years.
G.P. Hace 2 meses
i didnt get the joke, can you please explain?
Nathan Roscoe
Nathan Roscoe Hace 2 meses
That last joke is brutal. I love it
Ciclopea2 Hace 2 meses
I love his grin after his jokes like "i made you laugh and you feel like you shouldn't but you love it, don't you?" lol yes, i do.
red nasorwerd
red nasorwerd Hace 3 meses
fucking excellent!!! one of jeselnik's best!
Rafael Tavares
Rafael Tavares Hace 3 meses
Male Amy Schumer.
Braden Meyer
Braden Meyer Hace 3 meses
He believes he’s so edgy, but he really isn’t.
DK H Hace 2 meses
@Braden Meyer You're a fucking idiot.
Braden Meyer
Braden Meyer Hace 2 meses
D Hawkz and? I don’t remember asking anyone to care.
DK H Hace 2 meses
Nobody cares what you think.
Michael Lanferman
Michael Lanferman Hace 3 meses
I have yet to see him break character 🤔 must be an android
soulless Hace 3 meses
That joke about his nephew gets me every time, classic.
Timothy Michaels
Timothy Michaels Hace 3 meses
It happened more than once. Ask the chinese.
Søren Skarsgård
Søren Skarsgård Hace 3 meses
Blad tarantula,
Federico Hace 3 meses
General question: do americans, real americans, really do intervention? or is it a figure of speech, or a false memory generated by TV shows?
Michael Gonzales
Michael Gonzales Hace 3 meses
Federico as an American, no. I’m sure there are the weird dramatic families around the country do it, but your average person in America couldn’t be bothered
Noire Sebba
Noire Sebba Hace 3 meses
He’s usually hilarious but I felt like he tried too hard here
Kanikapila Ho'ohanai
Kanikapila Ho'ohanai Hace 3 meses
hahaha! worse than holocaust deniers who don't believe it happened... those who deny why... the usual. ungrateful, defiant jews who refuse to follow torah. assimilating for comfort and security instead of having bitachon. fearing men more than god. the american version is incipient.
stuk athon
stuk athon Hace 3 meses
He's terrible. Nice molesting jokes... And btw, go to untuckit.com for shirts dude.
Susse Kind
Susse Kind Hace 3 meses
I love his kind of humor.
lolliwag Hace 3 meses
Its without question that Anthony Jeselnik is definitely a fucking genius...enjoy!!
lolliwag Hace 3 meses
This is fucking priceless
100Hasake Hace 3 meses
Can someone explain the 2 inch gash in the back of hsi head???
JoyfulKiller Hace 3 meses
his dad was raping his daughter
Mark Youneva
Mark Youneva Hace 3 meses
Other psychopaths take notice, this is how you channel you inner urge into something productive, not gallivanting slicing and dicing people.
Shubham Singh
Shubham Singh Hace 3 meses
Anthony Jeselnik and Aubrey Plaza should get together
Herb Tenderson
Herb Tenderson Hace 3 meses
If he has a fetish for hot piles of garbage that look sticky all the time then yeah.... I say go for it.
Daniel Hopkins
Daniel Hopkins Hace 3 meses
Laughing at child molestation desensitizes people. If it's really funny you can get away with it but this devil sucks
huskytzu Hace 4 meses
@3:45 that’s a rape joke right? Damn this guy is pretty dark 🤣
Jim Pizza
Jim Pizza Hace 4 meses
Just Off the Fkn Hook !!!!!!!! Keep us Laughing... and see you when you get to our city......ET
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